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OFF TOPIC - NavalClash limerick challenge

Discussion in 'Competitions' started by Wrangler, Oct 15, 2017.

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  1. Wrangler

    Wrangler Moderator Staff Member Moderator

    For fun, with Halloween in US coming up.

    I thought we have funny limerick challenge. I will give the winner 50k to the winner. I will judge on the 31st (8PM Tuesday) the winner. Just be on when i am so you can get your loot.

    Only three rules: Original work, Something remotely to theme of NavalClash, and no sexually explicit in it.

    Here an example what this is;
    "Wrangler sailing at sea, but was torpedoed by someone sneaking beneight the Tide. With crash and groan, Wrangler's ship went down and sank under the sea."

    JUDGING WILL BE DONE 10/31/2017
     
    Last edited: Nov 7, 2017
  2. Moo

    Moo Trainer Staff Member Trainer

    What a RIVETING poem
     
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  3. Wrangler

    Wrangler Moderator Staff Member Moderator

    Less crap, more limerick, or i'll put you to pasture. o_O
     
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  4. Adventure117217

    Adventure117217 Forum Master

    "There was a busy bee named Lee, he was in a plane called his faction called Kee, and on a voyage they crashed with glee, as they landed in the sea."
     
  5. HisBlockyness

    HisBlockyness Forum Ensign

    “There once was a noob named Bill, who yearned for a submarine kill. He built a depth charge on his pitiful barge, and sank his own ship in an explosion quite large.”
     
  6. Sidewalk

    Sidewalk Quintessential Veteran

    that winky face makes this moderately intimidating
     
  7. Moo

    Moo Trainer Staff Member Trainer

    It kinda aroused me
     
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  8. StewieCman

    StewieCman Forum Admiral

    LMFAO
     
  9. poprock19000

    poprock19000 Forum Cmdr.

    idk if I can still post since its after the judging date but here is mine.

    "Bob was bored so he went on a boat, he was subsequently sunk by a flying goat, Bob was sad so he went on a plane, and shot the goat into a crane"

    Remember when making animals in hangar plots was 'cool', I built a goat...
     
  10. Wrangler

    Wrangler Moderator Staff Member Moderator

    JUDGEMENT DATE WILL 10/31/2017
     
  11. PixxelPie

    PixxelPie Forum Ensign

    Does the limerick have to be related to NavalClash in some form?
     
  12. poprock19000

    poprock19000 Forum Cmdr.

    No, it doesnt say that in the rules but Wrang might want one loosly related to nc
     
  13. Wrangler

    Wrangler Moderator Staff Member Moderator

    Does $50,000 server dollars inspire people?
     
  14. malevolence89

    malevolence89 Forum Ensign

    There once was a man named Frank
    Who drove a very big tank
    But he drove it really bad
    And his officers got mad
    And now he is of lower rank

    There once was good man named Arseniy
    Who like to drink vodka with coffee
    But one day he be sad
    cause he sent to Gulag
    Because he drive strong tank into tree

    There once was mean man named Adolf.
    Who got mad and very pissed off.
    He say the Jews bad
    Got the germans mad
    Later took gun and blow head off.

    There once was server named Naval Clash
    Where lots of kids went to spend much cash
    They all bought ship5s
    and got other prize
    Unfortunately they got butt rash

    I think of how i would spend 50ks
    Id spend it in many different ways
    I would buy a big boat
    See if it sank or float
    Or just save it to the end of all days

    Wrangler is the very best
    He doesn't ever lose unless:
    He makes a bad bet
    that he soon regret
    then Wrangler fail that test

    I go on DNA Ancestry
    I look up family history
    Not to my surprise
    it comes to my eyes
    70% Irish end of story

    I think i need to go to bed
    I have bad hurt inside my head
    before i didnt buy it
    but now the house is quiet
    If i dont go i will be dead

    good night and I-rish yall luck
     
    Last edited: Oct 29, 2017
  15. malevolence89

    malevolence89 Forum Ensign

    And yes i feel of inspired
    though right now i feel more tired
    I better go to bed
    And rest my little head
    Good night cause my head feel wired
     
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  16. poprock19000

    poprock19000 Forum Cmdr.

    Nice lol liked yhe navalclash part

    *Hitler also took a cyanide pill before shooting himself*
     
  17. Jupiterrabbit

    Jupiterrabbit Forum Ensign

    The creation of every sub by Jupiterrabbit

    There once was a captain called drake.
    He really was quite a snake.
    He built a small boat,
    But when it didnt float,
    He said: "It's a sub for a lake."

    (Sorry Drake I needed a ryhme)
     
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  18. Wrangler

    Wrangler Moderator Staff Member Moderator

    I would like to think it would have something related to NC.
     
  19. malevolence89

    malevolence89 Forum Ensign

    Wrangler had fun sailing at sea
    But then he jumped up to go pee
    His ship then crashed
    He lost his cash
    While he came back unknowingly

    #FixedYourLymric
     
    Last edited: Oct 29, 2017
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  20. malevolence89

    malevolence89 Forum Ensign

    I believe Lyricks must have same syllables and end rhyme in lines 1, 2, and 5 as well as in the lines 3 and 4. (1, 2 and 3 are diff. group than 3 and 4)
    Thanks for compliments, this is like the one talent i have in life
     
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