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UFP Air

Discussion in 'Server Politics' started by Moo, Apr 29, 2018.

What is your preferred flying expeirience?

  1. sh!t

    1 vote(s)
    10.0%
  2. utter sh!t

    1 vote(s)
    10.0%
  3. dang near suicidal

    8 vote(s)
    80.0%
  1. Moo

    Moo Trainer Staff Member Trainer

    We know when you fly, your experience can be sh!t, utter sh!t, and suicidal. We're going for sh!t.

    With the removal of /sethome, using vehicles is key to transportation. What better way to transport yourself and others than by plane?

    That is where we come in.

    Our UFP-owned, solo-operated (me) airline is the best way to get around the map.

    Our airline can be reserved by anyone.

    Your destination must have a decently long runway.
    Our aircraft is no lightweight. We won't be able to set 'er down on a 50x6 piece of dirt. Not even with a "carrier landing" Decent space at the end of the runway for turnaround and departure needed too.

    We accept parties of all sizes
    Our fleet allows us to accommodate up to 9 passengers on our largest jet and 1 on our smallest.

    We fly into war-zones
    For extra, of course. Capitalism, b!tch.

    Your base is safe with us
    We will never sell your co-ordinates or leak them in any way, shape, or form. We are a professional business. My old company, CHERUB shipping, went by this rule, and not one base was leaked.

    --Our Fleet--
    -
    Boeing 727-200
    -Cessna 172
    -Boeing C-17 Globemaster Cargo aircraft

    --Let's Talk Pricing--
    Even though we wish gas was as cheap as it was in the '50s (and the women were as submissive) it isn't. Flying is not cheap. Especially into war-zones.

    -1x passenger-500.00$
    -Group of 5 or more-350.00/passenger
    -"Full flight" of 9-250.00/passenger


    --War Zone Pricing--
    -1x passenger-750.00$
    -Group of 5 or more-500.00/passenger
    -"Full flight" of 9-350.00/passenger


    Oh, you can afford it. If you're flying over 5 men into a war zone the price of your ticket is the least of your concern.

    --Terms and Conditions--

    Hijacking

    We take the safety of our crew and planes very seriously. You must comply with all security measures onboard our aircraft. These can include:
    -Handing over all chainmail armor when boarding
    -No weapons out mid-flight
    -immediate removal of stowaways.

    Danger
    We're money-hungry enough to be flying into war-zones. We're bound to take some flak. Literally.
    -Do not purposely shoot us down
    -Keep runways well maintained. For our safety and yours.
    -Possible "escort" if situation arises

    --Job Opportunities--
    We're always looking for new pilots! Here are the qualifications.
    -Must be able to land an aircraft using Airplane Engine 5-6
    -Experienced
    -Patient

    Attendants/Air-Marshalls
    -Be able to think on the go
    -Decent at pvp if need arises
    -Coherent in escape plans, mid-air/on ground.

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    I hope you enjoyed reading and can fly with us soon!
    Before you say we're charging you out of your @ss we have planes to pay for. And workers. Sometimes. (just kidding)


    -UFP Air
    "Fly the sh!tty skies."

     
  2. Terra1

    Terra1 Forum Cmdr.

    If you do not abide by this agreement: http://navalclash.net/Forum/threads/the-international-restrictions-on-naval-combat.1009/
    then we will shoot your aircraft down on sight.
     
  3. Adventure117217

    Adventure117217 Forum Master

    Last edited: Apr 29, 2018
  4. Terra1

    Terra1 Forum Cmdr.

    We are already at war with UFP, lol.
     
  5. Adventure117217

    Adventure117217 Forum Master

    Lol then shoot down civilian aircraft 9/11
     
  6. Wipe_0ut

    Wipe_0ut Trainer Staff Member Trainer

    If those are the only requirements of being an Air Marshall than I would like to apply.
     
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  7. Moo

    Moo Trainer Staff Member Trainer

  8. Terra1

    Terra1 Forum Cmdr.

    Have you added green Cs to your aircraft?
     
  9. Moo

    Moo Trainer Staff Member Trainer

    Sorry, that part will not be fulfilled as our aircraft liveries will be affected and are not big enough for the giant "c" you require.
     
  10. Terra1

    Terra1 Forum Cmdr.

    It's not giant, it's just 3x3.
    You can add it anywhere, on top, on the bottom, anywhere (preferably on the bottom though, so people can see it)
     
  11. Moo

    Moo Trainer Staff Member Trainer

    --Notice--
    Due to a lucrative partnership deal we went for, we have changed our name to Air Moskva, a non-partisan, non-affiliation name.

    Big info soon.
     
  12. Terra1

    Terra1 Forum Cmdr.

    2 things:
    1: Your C17 is made out of colored steel and grooved steel, neither of which is AA-able
    2: Can I buy a C17 (not a flight, but an actual C17) after it gets fixed so it's aa-able?
     
  13. Moo

    Moo Trainer Staff Member Trainer

    C-17 was made pre-NC so it adhered to those rules. It will be changed.

    Also the C-17 is a hangar2 so if you have a plot I might sell one to you
     
  14. Moo

    Moo Trainer Staff Member Trainer

    Yes. All Air Moskva aircraft have been fitted with a green "C" under the fuselage.

    Also, to prevent conflict of interest, we have left UFP completely on a non-hostile basis.
    Our base ops will be open soon, and we are currently accepting flight reservations.
     
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  15. gatraf

    gatraf Forum Admiral

    I can live with that
     
  16. Terra1

    Terra1 Forum Cmdr.

    I recently built an aircraft called the C3 Ceres, a heavily armored hangar1 multipurpose cargo aircraft designed for flying into warzones with minimal damage. It can carry 4 passengers and a decent amount of cargo. Are you interested in purchasing it?
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    (The passengers hold onto those things, a bit like the things that you usually hold onto on modern public transport systems when there are no seats remaining)
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    Last edited: May 7, 2018
  17. The_11thDoctor

    The_11thDoctor Forum Admiral

    Tbh it looks a bit weird in my eyes
     
  18. Adventure117217

    Adventure117217 Forum Master

    Do not buy this, I literally shot it down at spruce sea in under 1 minute.
     
  19. Terra1

    Terra1 Forum Cmdr.

    This only flew once and you weren't on when it flew, do you mean the C1 or C2 Mercury?
    The C1, C2, and C3 were all completely different aircraft.
     

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